Monday Memos for the week of November 30, 2009
Memo to people with scissors:
Just because you are good at cutting, does not mean that you should make your own sandals. In the case of one guy I saw onver the holiday, I suggest you stop being cheap and just buy the real flip-flops by crocs.
Memo to the Secret Service:
You guys let one slipped through (one couple I mean). Instead of trying to prosecute the “socialites,” it would be a lot easier to go after the guy who allowed them in. Under normal circumstances, it’s not like anyone can casually stroll up to the White House front door. You can’t even drive in front of the White House anymore.
Memo to the donkey couple that crashed the White House dinner:
Technically you didn’t crash the party because someone had to have let you in. In the meantime, three words for you two: Keeping Up Appearances. Just like that airhead in the Britcom, you guys think you are high society too. Keep in mind, this is real life, Hyacinth was in a sitcom.
Memo to the Detroit Lions:
I understand that you guys want to keep the tradition going, but can you at least act competetive on Thanksgiving. I didn’t even both to waste my time in watching you stink up the field.
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